Jay: I think maybe I need to try to be a little bit more like you and give this new thing a chance.
Claire: You know, they're not so bad when you get past the... the hipster beards and the sweaty handshakes.
Jay: Tell me about that printer guy, Eduardo. What the hell is 3-D printing anyway?
Claire: Look at you trying. Oh, Dad! Okay, -D printing is when you take three lasers and you can scan any object you want. You... You want to 3-D print your butt, don't you?
Jay: We want them to like me, don't we?