Quote from Pam in A Moving Day
Mitchell: I am an officer of the law. I took an oath. Cameron: What about our oath? To love, honor, and... and lie for each other's family. Mitchell: Oh, that's not part of it. Cameron: But it's implied. Pam: Stop. Stop. Mitchell's right. I spent the day terrorizing him. I'm a horrible person. I should still be in jail. Look what I took. Mitchell: Is that my beard trimmer? Pam: Works on other hairs.