Quote from Gloria in Putting Down Roots
Jerry: Jay, an enlightened man would go over there and say, "Gloria, I love and respect you, so of course I love and respect your family. I am sorry." Jay: But it was all her fault. She wouldn't admit it, but she told me one person was staying with us for one day. Jerry: That's her text, but what was her subtext? Jay: Jerry, you're a genius. She sent me a text. I have the proof. Gloria? Gloria: What? Jay: Right here. Gloria: You don't have to walk over here. I can read your giant font from across the room.