Gloria: How was the parade?
Jay: I had something more important to do.
Gloria: Apple pie?
Jay: I got a few weird looks at the drive-through, but it was worth it to help keep your tradition alive.
Gloria: You mean Manny and me? It's not gonna happen, because... I've got that covered, too.
Claire: ♪ Ta-da! ♪
Manny: [on video chat] Hi, Mom! I miss you!
Gloria: Oh, Jay! That's perfect!
Jay: Oh, it's not perfect yet. [whistles, firework starts]
Claire: Should we really give the dangerous job to my only smart one?