Alex: What Mom, I-I hate to have to ask you this, but would you mind if I missed out on our Mother's Day trip?
Claire: Oh, no, why?
Alex: Well, Bill only gets one weekend off a month, and he wants to take me to the Grand Canyon. On a motorcycle.
Phil: What?!
Claire: Phil, chill. Sweetie, as your mom, I know I should say no, but let's face it, those books aren't keeping you warm at night. Let's get some bugs in those teeth, huh?