Haley: Stop. Stop! Stop!! Have we all forgotten that somebody cracked my boss's tiara?! I could get fired!
Jay: Well, I touched it once, so I might have done it. I'll pay for it.
Phil: Hold on. Cam and I messed with it, too.
Cameron: I put it on my hand.
Claire: I tried it.
Mitchell: Me, too.
Jay: Okay, okay, obviously, everybody monkeyed around with it, so we'll all chip in.