Quote from Jay in Wine Weekend
Haley: Hey, what's that? Manny: It appears to be two bottom halves of a gingerbread man melded together. Haley: Uh, it looks like a bone. It's a dog treat. Jay: No, it's a human treat, and it's shaped like a bone because it's full of calcium. I was snacking on them earlier in the day and I must have dropped one. [groaning, muffled] Mmm, they're delicious.