Jay: Uh, it's a difficult subject. Gloria and I are having an issue in the bedroom.
Claire: Okay.
Jay: There's been a drop-off of pace and intensity. I get the impression she's looking for, maybe, a little more variety.
Claire: Mm.
Jay: But you can't blame her. I've been using the same moves since the '70s. I may as well be doing "The Hustle" in there.
Claire: I'm just gonna wet my whistle.
Jay: I heard her tell her friend last night about wanting to be spanked. And later, the opportunity presented itself, and-
Claire: No, you didn't. You didn't.
Jay: Three times.
Claire: Oh, God. Why three times, Dad?
Jay: I don't know. Maybe all those years of ping-pong in the warehouse. I've got very agile wrists.