Joe: So you're sure Phil's gonna be okay?
Gloria: Absolutely, Papi, Phil is not gonna die in a long, long time.
Joe: Am I going to die? Well, Joe, it's a natural thing that we-
Jay: Bup, bup, bup. This is not a topic you tend to handle gently. It's not your fault, but many people in your orbit met with ugly ends. I'll handle this.
Gloria: Fine. I have to pick up the party cake. It's shaped like a soccer ball.
Jay: You sure that won't scare them? 'Cause the only thing I've seen them do with a soccer ball is run from it.