Gloria: What kind of schools allow a teacher to date a student?
Jay: I'm guessing any art school.
Gloria: He can't date a 30-year-old. Manny's still a child.
Jay: Manny wasn't a child when I met him. Look, there was a 10-year period where there was at least one empty chair at my house every Thanksgiving because I had a lot to say about who Mitchell and Claire were dating. So learn from my one and only parental mistake.