Quote from Gloria in Brushes with Celebrity
Sam Anvilmaker: Honey, I'll take another Gloria: Shut up. That's my son over there. He opened his beautiful soul to you, to praise you, to get some advice from you, and you were mean to him? Come on, we both know that your attitude is just a defense mechanism to protect the tiny, little ego from the truth that you don't deserve any praise, that you're a fraud, that you're just a big, fat nobody. Sam Anvilmaker: [whimpers, cries] [aside to camera:] Gloria: All men break the same.