Phil: Okay, I'll spin the box two times, you'll have 30 seconds to change into your wedding dress.
Gloria: Or I change into an old pair of pajamas to show the people how comfortable I have always been with Jay.
Phil: Oh, yeah. Sure, Gloria. Why don't we just throw the script out and you can say whatever you want, 'cause the audience already thinks the actors make it all up anyway?! I'm sorry!