Quote from Phil in It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Carol: Well, I appreciate the understanding, but I'm trying to teach them a lesson. Phil: Oh, I'm gonna teach them a lesson, 'cause it's payback time. Pranks wars have begun. [kids cheer] Phil: Yes! [laughs] Carol: Okay, kids. I think Mr. Dunphy has better things to do than spend his day in a prank war with you. Phil: Good news, boys. I don't.