Quote from Jay in It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Jay: I'm heading back to the job site. Gonna let the guys knock off for a little liqu-or-treating. Cameron: Well, that is how you manage... to stretch a job until Christmas. Okay, you need to go over there, find out how long this is gonna take. I want my kitchen back. Mitchell: Okay, uh, Dad? W- We appreciate all your hard work, but we're running a little past schedule. Jay: The job is done when the job is done. You want it faster, next time, burn down a bookshelf.