Phil: We've earned the right to live the empty-nesters' life even though we're still full-nesters.
Claire: Oh, my God! Do you remember that bottle of wine we put aside the night Haley was born?
Phil: Yes! We were gonna open it the night all three of them moved out.
Claire: Uh-huh.
Phil: And watch one of the thousands of movies we missed 'cause they were sick or hungry or choking on the head of a Power Ranger.
Claire: I am a woman who has never seen "Thelma and Louise."
Phil: That's the only Harvey Keitel movie I've missed!