Phil: Frank and Lorraine, today marks the public and legal joining of your souls, marriage being above all else, a contract. [woman coughs] Uh, one of my favorite authors once wrote, "If love is not all, then it is nothing. This principle, and its opposite, collide down all the years of... of my breathless tale." [man yawns]
[aside to camera:]
Claire: Seeing Phil bomb up there, I felt like a mama bird who had just nudged her chick out of the nest without a single pun to break his fall.