Cameron: You two seem awfully chummy.
Martin: Well, if by "chummy," you mean, "in the throes of an electric sexual relationship," then, yes, you bet your bowling balls we're chummy.
Cameron: [groans] Oh, my gosh. I just put it all together. You're both Fizbo. When I'm with one of you, the other's wearing the costume, creating the perfect alibi. Light-bulb moment!
Martin: Uh, this clown thing again. Look, Tucker, if I wanted to get back at you for, oh, I don't know, say something like setting me up with your straight father-in-law, I certainly wouldn't do it by stealing your stupid Bozo suit.
Cameron: It's Fizbo.
Senor Kaplan: Way to take the high road, sweetie.