Gloria: If Phil is going, you are going. I don't like being the only person in the room without a husband. It's my one insecurity.
Jay: Phil's just trying to be nice. He doesn't want to go to this thing, either.
Phil: Actually, I was looking forward to it. Maybe meet some of these so-called cheerleaders. Watch their faces when I tell them we could kewpie a scorpion into a cradle catch and then pop up into a split extension. [chuckles] Most of that stuff's illegal now.