Phil: I heard you had some tentative travel plans.
Haley: Actually, we just checked in for our flight online. Thanks for being so cool about this.
Phil: Of course. [drinking] Mmm. Potable water. [chuckles] We take this stuff for granted stateside, don't we?
Haley: It's a five-star resort. I'm sure we'll be fine.
Phil: [sniffs] Smell those side dishes. They're gonna be even better tomorrow at the post-game picnic. You know what's not a picnic? Putting on your bedroom slipper and getting an ankle full of scorpion.
Haley: Thanks, Dad. I'll take my chances.
Phil: That's what you said about Coachella, and you missed Kristi Yamaguchi doing a triple twist lift with Jiminy Cricket.