Gloria: Jay, what are you doing? Come to bed.
Jay: I've got these new state-of-the-art cameras. I thought I'd review the day, see how many times our neighbor glared at us.
Gloria: Wait a second. Is that Manny licking cupcake wrappers from the trash?
Jay: I knew he'd fold. Ah, the vigor. It's almost pornographic.
Gloria: Are these cameras everywhere?
Jay: Yeah. That's the garbage area. Then we got the backyard, front door. Go inside. Wait. That's Joe peeing in the corner, not Stella.
Gloria: That's it. He lives outside now. Come. We'll watch him from the cameras.
Jay: Hold on. You have a problem. I'm gonna get you one of those rubber remotes they put in nursery schools and insane asylums.
Gloria: Thank you.