Claire: Oh, honey, I'm so sorry, but now that you're awake, what happened in here, huh?
Alex: I'll tell you what happened here. The same thing that's been happening all damn day! Me dealing with animals who don't care that we are air-conditioning the outside and insist on rotting their brains by watching vapid housewives spit wine on each other. And you. Can't even be bothered to use a plate!
Claire: Oh, she's a bummer, huh? [laughter]
Alex: Something funny?
Claire: No.