Quote from Mitchell in Double Click
Cameron: [aside to camera] I got a job this summer as an assistant defensive coordinator for the Missouri State football team. Go, Bears! I'm going home. Mitchell: And I have been crazy with work, which means Lily will be going back and forth between the two of us. It has been a little tense putting together a time-share agreement, though. Cameron: I haven't been making it tense. You're the one who treats our daughter like she's a vacation property in Aruba. Mitchell: Maybe you should be promoted to very defensive coordinator.