Haley: Grandpa, do you think it's weird Nana invited you to her wedding?
Jay: I think it's the least-weird thing Dede's ever done.
Haley: Well, if she was so bad, why'd you ever marry her?
Jay: We were young. She was cute, but the constant nuttiness of Dede wore me down, robbed me of my will to live. One day, she pushed me off the edge. I ran out of the house. They found me shirtless in the local fire station.