Claire: What am I doing? Jibber-jabbering about work. So, that little grease monkey Joe is 3. Hard to believe.
They grow up so fast. Got to be nice, though, Dad, knowing that your company is in good hands and you can stay home all day long and just play with your kid.
Jay: Have you lost your mind?
Claire: Well, not all day, obviously. 3-year-olds are nothing but bipolar germ buckets.