Jay: Little tip you might want the girls to blow up these air mattresses, tire them out a little bit.
Mitchell: Oh, I'm not trying to tire them out. No. I'm the fun dad, okay? I want them to have a good time.
Jay: That's a rookie mistake. When you are Claire were kids, I was the sleepover champ, undefeated. There was never a kid that was awake later than 7:30.
Mitchell: Oh, no. I remember my 10th birthday. You let us wash your car, and then we carried the grandfather clock to the dump.
Jay: Yeah, sun exposure plays a big part.