Quote from Jay in Playdates
Marty: How many times a night do you have to get up to pee? I'm up to four or five. Jay: Not me, old-timer. Twice tops. Once last month, I even slept through the night. Now, I'm gonna refresh this 'cause I got nothing to worry about. [to Gloria] I'm literally in a pissing contest with the son of a bitch.