Fig: Fig Wilson. My family's been coming here for the holidays for years.
Gloria: We rented this cabin from the Wilsons. They are in Hawaii.
Fig: Nobody told me that.
Gloria: Okay, well, bye-bye.
Fig: How could they abandon me? Uh, I'm the most caring one in the family. I warn them about cancer. I buy their fat kids clothes in aspirational sizes. I invite them all to my dogs' funerals. Last one ran straight into traffic.
Jay: I can see that.