Phil: [on the car phone] Tell me what you see!
Claire: Oh, god. I think I see a beak. Well, the good news is we're not breach. It looks like it's struggling to break through.
Phil: Okay, if you are concerned about traumatizing him, strap on that toucan beak I wore last Halloween when we dressed as Froot Loops and start pecking.
Claire: I'm using a fork.
Phil: Steady hands, Claire, please. I've seen you play "Operation."