Phil: [on virtual presence device] I noticed you didn't laugh at my robot joke. What's going on?
Haley: Everyone thinks Beth is so great, but I think she's crazy. She's been after me all day.
Phil: Why would she be after you?
Haley: She thinks I'm in love with Andy.
Phil: Are you?
Haley: No! I mean, I care about him. He makes me laugh. I like spending time with him.
Phil: Well, do you think about him when he's not around?
Haley: I guess. Sometimes I see something funny and I think, "Oh, Andy would love that. I wish he were here so I could share it with him." But-
Phil: Honey, I know I'm just a robot, but that sounds like love to me.