Alex: I know all you had to do to get in your college was like their Facebook page, but this is Princeton. I have to show them that I'm a serious thinker, and you could be a bit more supportive.
Haley: You're right. I'm sorry. Your outfit's perfect.
Alex: Thanks.
Haley: If you're applying to Lumberjack School. And majoring in having your cats eat you when you die.