Gloria: Jay, we need to talk. I went to an allergist today, and he thinks that Joe's rash is an allergy.
Jay: What a surprise, an allergist found an allergy.
Gloria: He thinks he might be allergic to Stella.
Jay: What? The only reaction this dog gives people is the giggles. I mean, when she tried to lick her own face... [laughs]
Gloria: In my village, if a goat acted that dumb, we wouldn't even eat it.