Earl: This thing between us is getting out of control. We got to put an end to it right now.
Jay: As long as you own up to what you did 30 years ago.
Earl: If apologizing is gonna keep your no-good son away from my Sophie, then-
Gloria: He's not a no-good!
Jay: Yes, he is. He's a walking hormone. Now, let's hear this apology.
Earl: Fine. I was under a lot of pressure back then, and-
Manny: Okay, keep in mind I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? 'Cause I- I could lower the hem.
Jay: Aw, geez.
Earl: Who's that?
Jay: That's, uh, the maid's son. Not now, Gomez!