Quote from Jay in Do Not Push
Gloria: What did you get me? What did you get me? Manny: It's a bunny, mom. Jay: It's a little rough around the edges, but I'm just hoping you'll love what I put into it. Gloria: Oh, you put something inside?! [smashes the bunny] I don't get it. There's nothing inside. Jay: Yeah, that's, uh... 'cause, um... The damn stupid jeweler didn't put the bracelet in there. Gloria: Oh, the rose gold with the waves that I told you that I loved? Jay: Yeah. Yeah, that's the one. Manny: Jay. Jay: No, it's fine, Manny. I can run down to the store right now and get it. [sobbing] Stupid jeweler! Gloria: Ay, Jay, don't scream at him. It was an honest mistake. Jay: Yeah, in his heart, he was probably trying to do the right thing.