Quote from Phil in The Long Honeymoon
Claire: [aside to camera] Phil has been gardening. I've had time to catch up and read the classics. Phil: When she isn't busy helping me with my magic-mirror disappearing trick. Claire: I'm just gonna say it - suddenly, I love magic. Phil: I don't care if it's the middle of the day. I just want to put you in a box and stick swords in you. Claire: Oh. Phil: If this summer wasn't magical enough, I haven't had a single bad plum!