Jay: Don't be such a goody-goody. Taste it. It's older than you are.
Phil: I don't want any scotch.
Jay: Well, just smell it.
Phil: Fine.
Mr. Ingram: Mr. Dunphy, is that a flask?
Phil: No. It is. It- I... Uh, I was... It's his.
Jay: No, it's not.
Mr. Ingram: For the record, no alcohol is allowed on school premises.
Jay: For God's sake, Phil, it's 2:00 in the afternoon.