Andy: Excuse me, waiter. Could you please tell me about the surf and turf? Mr. Lobster says "It's terrible!" While Mr. Cow goes, "I think you should probably just have the pasta."
Jay: Dada.
Andy: No, no, no, little man. That's your dada right there with the drinky.
Jay: Over-explaining.
Andy: Don't feel bad. He's just making sounds. He may not even know what the "d" word means.
Jay: I'm fine. He's 1. I've watched him pee into his own face and smile.