Haley: Ugh. I'm starving. What are we gonna do about dinner?
Alex: I checked with Dad, and I ordered a couple pizzas from Theo's.
Haley: I knew it! You're stalking my pizza guy! He is not into you, okay? Does he call you "brown eyes" and give you extra mozzarella sticks?
Gloria: Okay, that's it, you two! You cannot fight over men like it's jewelry or shoes. If you're both interested, no one makes a move. Sisters before misters!