Mitchell: How come it takes me five minutes to get ready, and you take forever?
Cameron: Oh, please. I could get ready in five minutes, too, if I dressed like-
Lily: You did it again.
Cameron & Mitchell: Not changing.
Lily: Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a crazy night.
Cameron: No, honey, it's gonna be a bumpy night. Remember, you can't have two dads and make that mistake. Bumpy night.