Jay: Gloria! Let's go!
Manny: You know she's not here, right?
Jay: What?
Manny: She's having her hair blown out.
Jay: That's a thing? That I pay for?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Gloria's always late. Then I get mad and tell her to hurry. We yell, and it just takes longer. So I promised myself, no matter how late she is, just to take some deep breaths and stay calm. That's the only thing I learned in Lamaze class because we were always late.