Lily: Sometimes when you read to me, I pretend to fall asleep so you'll go.
Cameron: [wails]
Jay: I heard that one.
Cameron: Well, I heard you all loud and clear. I have to use the restroom.
Phil: So, Cam, you're sensitive. Big deal. It's one of your best qualities.
Cameron: Thank you Phil. And I'm sorry your Beyonce-loving wife went to Luke's game without you. [pulls handle off door] See? Farm strong!