Jay: You'd rather kill your husband than admit you need glasses.
Manny: Wow, Mom.
Gloria: It's not poison?
Jay: Oh, there's rat poison, and I do keep it dangerously close to the trail mix, but this was to point out that your vanity could be fatal.
Gloria: I knew this was all a trick. That's why I acted like I couldn't read that box!
Jay: How many people have to pretend to die, Gloria?