Manny: Mom! Mom! Help!
Gloria: What?! What happened?!
Jay: I just ate a handful of this rat poison.
Gloria: Why?!
Jay: I thought it was trail mix. Why do I keep it so close together?
Manny: I'll call 911!
Jay: Here, read the box! Tell me what it says to do! Hurry!
Gloria: It says-
Jay: I don't have much time!
Gloria: In the...
Jay: And I'm dead.