Claire: Are you all clients of Phil's?
Lorraine: Apparently.
Claire: Well, you could not be in better hands. I met Phil when I was at such a rocky place in my life. He was available to me morning, noon, and night. Of course he found me my dream house, but that wasn't the best part. Phil taught me how to trust a man again, and I think that was always his plan.
Phil: That was always my plan.
Claire: And it was not easy for me to trust a man after the husband that I'd had. This guys left tools in the yard, let the kids run wild.
Phil: Well, great to see you, Claire.
Claire: He was always interrupting me. And he wore the most ridiculous sleep-mask thing.
Diane: Oh, God, sounds like such a diva.
Phil: Or he's photosensitive, which is a real condition.