Cameron: I hate to miss her first day, but do you mind taking Lily to school?
Mitchell: Oh, Cam, today? I got to prep for my meeting with Charlie. I only get him for an hour between his vacations in Aspen and Cabo.
Cameron: Okay, you need to confront him. And tell him his pathetic little midlife crisis is making it impossible for you to do your job.
Mitchell: Because he responds so well to criticism. No, he'll fire me, and then we'll end up having to get married in your family's barn.
Cameron: Oh, well, we need to book that soon. Because spring is hoedown season, and then you get right into summer stock, so-
Mitchell: I don't believe any of that.