Gloria: Why do I even bother? You don't care about this stuff.
Jay: What's that supposed to mean?
Gloria: Yeah, like when you proposed to me. "Hey, Manny, hand me that thing." That's my whole story.
Jay: Hang on. That wasn't my fault. I had something big planned.
Gloria: You asked him for the ring.
Jay: I was asking for the remote. He jumped the gun. He was supposed to give me the ring later that night at the restaurant. The waiter was gonna come by and offer coffee. I was gonna say, "No, thank you. It'll keep me up, and lately, I've been loving my dreams, and there's one in particular I hope comes true." Manny gives me the ring. I say, "Gloria-"
Gloria: Yes, Jay! Yes, I marry you! I love my new story.