Claire: What are you guys doing here?
Gloria: Oh. Cam is going to propose to Mitch, so we're here to help him set it up.
Phil: That is coconuts! Mitchell asked us to do the same thing for him.
Claire: Well, that just makes me want to stay and see how this whole thing works out.
Phil: Oh, we can. Let's set it up and then we'll hide somewhere.
Gloria: Ay, yes, in the occasion closet.
Jay: No. We do what they asked and leave. We never had these problems. This is what happens when they let men marry men. [Joe spits up] That cannot be a coincidence!