Phil: [answering phone] Yell-o?
Gil Thorpe: Quick question. Am I talking to live Phil or video Phil?
Phil: What do you want, Gil?
Gil Thorpe: I just wanna make it's okay that your wife calls me "boss."
Phil: Good-bye.
Gil Thorpe: Oh, hold on! Hold on! I'm just messing with ya. Although I do think your wife's gonna enjoy being under me.
Phil: My son is in the car.
Gil Thorpe: Hey, superstar! What's up? Listen, any time you wanna swing by the beach house, I'll be glad to show you how to throw a tight spiral like I did at Texas Tech. Booyah!
Phil: He already knows how to throw.
Luke: Yeah, my gay Uncle Cam taught me.