Quote from Jay in Diamond in the Rough
Gloria: Come on, Jay. Say something to the baby. Jay: Darlene's an idiot. Gloria: Oh, yeah, beautiful. Your first words to our baby, "Darlene is an idiot." Jay: This is stupid. The baby's only 2 inches away. He doesn't need speakers blasting at him. Like in restaurants nowadays where you can't even hear yourself think. Ah, you're gonna do whatever you want. Why do I bother? Manny: Get used to that. Sometimes you just gotta let him go. Then he eats some sherbet and falls asleep.