Aidan: You are charged with public drunkenness, resisting arrest, and assaulting a police officer, all of which obviously violate our school's code of conduct.
Mitchell: Sir, if I may speak on behalf of my client?
Aidan: Who are you?
Mitchell: I'm Mitchell Pritchett, I'm Miss Dunphy's attorney.
Aidan: We require students to speak for themselves. There are no attorneys allowed. You shouldn't even be here.
Mitchell: What if I just sat in this chair and I was really super quiet and I just listen?
Aidan: I'll allow it.