Luke: This is the best bacon I've ever had.
Cameron: Oh, well. I can't wait to tell your Uncle Mitchell that you love it.
Alex: Why would Uncle Mitch care?
Cameron: Because, my dear, that bacon you're eating isn't bacon at all, no, no, no. It's made entirely of soy. [starts dialing]
Alex: Luke's allergic to soy! His throat closes! He can't breathe!
Mitchell: [on the phone] Hello?
Cameron: Never mind!